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Behold: Here’s the Man Loosely Responsible for Kylie Jenner’s ‘Amazing Metamorphosis’
Last night onKhloé Kardashian’s blog, a blog that, much like theNew York Timeswebsite, you must pay to read, oneDr. Simon Ourianlent his expertise on the subject of metamorphosis. Disappointingly, this does not entail the revelation that the Kardashians are—surprise!—hugeKafka fans. Or Ovid, for that matter.
Khloé interviewed the family’s go-to cosmetic dermatologist, who works out of Epione in Beverly Hills, about all things facial-tweaking, including how he has helped give Kim, Khloé, and Kylie slightly different faces. Here are just a few things that I learned:
1. Dr. Ourian isnotthe doctor who “fucked up” Khloé’s face with fillers. She needs the world to know that. In fact, she says, “After that experience, I went back to Dr. Ourian and he totally dissolved the fillers and fixed me.” He also removed her tramp stamp.
2. The Kardashians are down to earth and personable. Dr. Ourian says of meeting Khloé for the first time, “I found you to be down to earth and personable like the rest of your family.”
3. Dr. Ourian, who is also a classically trained sculptor, sounds like a really nice guy. His inspirations include Michelangelo andRichard MacDonald.
4. “Kylie Jennerhas become very wise in what she wants to have done, and she has been going through an amazing metamorphosis over the past couple of years.”
An amazing metamorphosis. Like a butterfly, emerging from its chrysalis, spreading its wings and becoming very wise in how, exactly, it wishes to dramatically alter its appearance through cosmetic surgery.
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